Some crazy person broke into my car on Tuesday night. They left the trunk ajar and the car a mess. When I opened the driver's side door I saw all the little trays and compartments that slide in and out of the dashboard ripped out and laying on the seats. The glove compartment was left open and all it's contents on the seat. Luckily, I don't keep any personal information in there; like insurance cards and registration. . .those stay in our wallets and the garage door opener is in mom's car which is in the garage. From what I can tell, he stole about 47 cents from the ashtray (yet he left the other 20 cents in a separate compartment. . .even though he left that compartment open,) three quarts of motor oil that was in a bag in the trunk, and my rhinestone sunglasses. He probably saw the fake rhinestones and thought he hit bank. . .yeah, those glasses are worth about $2.50! I was relieved to see that he left my Gap Kids knitted gloves in there; those things are my favorite! But I swear I had two feminine napkins in the glove compartment and now there's only one. . .
:)
We called the police just to let them know about it. . .it's not like I want to find the guy so I can get my rhinestone sunglasses and 47 cents back! An officer came to the house and told mom that there has been a kid that breaks into cars on the other side of the main road next to our neighborhood, but we were the first ones to report in our neighborhood. A guy had a security camera watching his yard and it caught the kid. He rides a BMX bike and wears a black sweatshirt. The officer said it's only a matter of time before they catch him. So, I have the police department's phone number in my cell phone. . .so if I ever see a kid on a BMX bike wearing a black sweatshirt, they will get a call from me. And I will pursue this kid until I knock him off his bike! :) I was joking with mom saying that if I saw him, I'd stick a branch in his bike spokes so he falls off and then I'd kick him in the shins. Or I may just get our super-soaker squirt gun ready with some kind of household cleaner like, say, bleach. . .or ammonia? He he. (I was only sort of kidding.) :)
On Tuesday, it was pouring down rain when I brought Emily home from school and I remember leaving the car door unlocked. I didn't want to go back out in the rain just to lock my stupid doors. . .but then that very night, after the spirit kept telling me to lock my doors, I got my rhinestone sunglasses stolen and I'm now 47 cents poorer.
A lesson to us all; lock your car doors and have a super-soaker and a branch ready if you ever get robbed by a kid in a black sweatshirt on a BMX bike.
4 comments:
Haha that's hilarious! Maybe when you see him riding his bike around he'll be wearing your rhinestone sunglasses! Some people's kids!
Wow he sure got the good from you! Good thing he didn't take the car! Or you'd be riding the BMX Bike around town!
Oh my goodness, that was so funny!!! I am totally sorry that your car was broken in to, but thank heavens you didn't lose anything of value!!!! I will be on the lookout for the BMX rider with rhinestone sunglasses too!
So sorry about your car! Great idea about the super-soaker on hand though. Pure inspiration!
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